How can we worship Shri Krishna at home? Is it enough to install an idol, or are there other rituals that are mandatory?

But. . . to be honest with you , a lot of Vaishnavas in India and South East Asia that I know personally , at home cooks with onion, garlic, carrots . . . so yeah . . . they only avoid eggs, meat, cigarettes, alcohol and illicit sex..

5. Offer Naivedhyam ( food and drink offerings )

1. Offer Gandham ( sandalwood paste to the picture of statue )

Why do US military soldiers/officers have a chest full of medal ribbons when they probably haven't been in a combat situation? Are the medals for attendance, good behaviour, or long service perhaps?

1. no meat-eating (including onion, garlic, eggs, mushrooms, carrots?),

Gandham samarpayami

Dhoopam samarpayami

Why do heterosexual men like anal sex with women? I think it's because they secretly want to have anal sex with a man? What do you think?

Om Shri Krishnaya Namaha ,

In my opinion , anyone can worship Shri Maha Vishnu ( Naaraayana ) and Shri Lakshmi Devi. To gatekeep and to prevent others from worship and bhakthi is nonsensical. Shri Maha Vishnu Naaraayana and Shri Lakshmi Devi are not so uptight as us humans. If you look carefully at the images and artwork of Shri Maha Vishnu , he embodies all opulences , beauty, grace and powers. He is also a flamboyant archtype . . not as rigid as what others made him out to be.

3. Offer Sugandham Dhoopam ( incense cone known as dhupa or incense stick known as agarbatti )

Im not transphobic/homophobic but, am I in the wrong for being uncomfortable when a trans person comes into the lockeroom? I just dont want them to stare at me while Im changing.

Jai Hind, Jai Shri Raam , Jai Shri Krishna.

Meditate and do japa and feel the immense blessings Shri Shri Maha Vishnu Naaraayana and Shri Lakshmi Devi brings forth. May Lord Shri Krishna and Shri Radhe blesses you.

So worship away in happiness and gladness, learn how to do the simple panchoupachara puja.

What is the best case of “You just picked a fight with the wrong person” that you've witnessed?

Pushpham samarpayami

Dheepam samarpayami

4. and no gambling (pretty obvious as this is additive forming)

Why do so many people seem to hate Nickelback? They're competent and entertaining, and while they certainly aren't the absolute best music, they're still a fun listen.

the Gaudiya Vaishnavas or in general by all Vaishnavas ;

2. no illicit sex (only for serious marriage, procreation and love; not for one night stands),

But if you are serious about following a spiritual path and journey ;

Are fanservice-y characters (i.e. Lara Croft, Tifa Lockhart) immediately bad?

This is just my own opinion.

2. Offer Pushpham ( fresh fragrant flowers such as jasmine and red roses )

Naivedhyam samarpayami

At what point does trespassing become self defense? What are the necessary conditions for this line to be crossed from trespassing to self defense?

begin with the simple and basic 4 Regulative Principles set out by

3. no intoxication (no tea, no coffee, no chocolates, no alcohol , no narcotics and no cigarettes),

The most important thing here is faith , love and devotional service. Shri Krishna is not someone whose hell bent on my way or the highway or an extremely strict disciplinary master or a psychopath. In whatever mood and approach one does, he or she or they will come to me thus Shri Krishna does not care about our measly offerings and stinking bodies even if we shower a billion times in the Ganges River. What wins him over is your faith, love and devotional service. And also with how you treat others.. if you see that Shri Krishna is in all beings , then love flows naturally and you will feel naturally blessed.

Does being poor build better character than being born rich?

4. Offer Dheepam ( one edible desi ghee oil lamp and one pure edible sesame oil lamp )